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WELCOME TO NOTORIOUS P.J.G PAGE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, so, the NOTORIOUS P.J.G Page 1 got filled up with space............... Go figure. But I found a way around the system. I just made another page under a different account so I can BEAT THE SYSTEM! FUCK YOU TRIPOD AND YOU MINIMAL ALLOWANCE OF UPLOADABLE STUFF! MY WEB PAGE WILL GO ON, DAMMIT, BECAUSE I'M A TOTAL FUCKING DORK AND WILL NOT ACCEPT OTHERWISE!

Eat it.

So you don't think NOTORIOUS P.J.G Page 2 is gonna be as good? A lot to live up to, right? Well here are just a few testimonials!

"Notorious P.J.G Page 2 completely changed my life... for the better! I no longer have to stand for sub-par websites, such as that trashy CNN.com! Notorious P.J.G... I love you, baby!"

~ John Edmund Corkery

"Yo, check it, if you were impressed with my fancy footwork that swept America on Notorious P.J.G Page 1.... You will NOT be dissapointed with what I have in store for you on Page 2, I promise you that! Look out, John Travolta!"

~Dynamite Dancin' DiPaola

Below: Me telling Tripod to bite it by punching Saki viciously in the face. TAKE THAT, TRIPOD! TAKE THAT!

Above: This is not mine and Saki's room. We don't have a poster for "A Knight's Tale" nor have we ever. We do, however, have a gigantic freakin tapestry of Dave Matthews Band on our wall because Saki is, quite frankly, gay for the man. Ok, so am I. Ok, we're not gay. Ok, Saki is. Ok.

More testimonials...

"I've always worked out and am in good shape, I never thought I needed a natural male enhancement. A couple months ago I learned about Notorious P.J.G Page 2 and decided to give it a try, for curiosity sake if nothing else. A few weeks later my girlfriend noticed the increased size, it became wider at first and just continued grow. Needless to say I'm very impressed! My girlfriend and I both thank you."

~ Paul "MacDuke" Fedor

"Ever since Paul put me on his Notorious P.J.G Page 1 "Lonely Pollock" site, I've been lonelier than ever.... and loving every minute of it! Please continue to not visit my page!"

~Matt "DJ Shadow" Pollock

Well, here we are folks. WHO'S EXCITED, HUH? WHO'S PUMPED? OH, YOU'RE NOT? WELL SAKI DEFINITELY IS!

Yeah, thanks for being supportive, roomie. Anyhow, I guess I should introduce you to some new peeps of mine. First off, say hello to Pissed-off Caribbean Jay!

Pissed-off Caribbean Jay: Stay the FUCK away from me!

But, Jay, why so angry?

Pissed-off Caribbean Jay: Well, fuckin, first of all, I'm having this crazy party last night and people are outside playing beer pong on the deck out back, being fuckin loud as ever till like three in the morning... Not to mention some fat chicks from the bowling alley threw trash on my neighbors lawn.

Oh, no! That's not good!

Pissed-off Caribbean Jay: No, it's fuckin' not, considering my neighbors reaction to this was to drive his car onto my fucking front lawn and storm in my house!

Holy shit!

Pissed-off Caribbean Jay: That's what I said! So, real quick, before he could get too mad and start cracking skulls and calling the cops, we all welcomed him with open arms, even though I was shitting my pants. Sabia even took a picture of me and him!